Poor grooming decisions aren’t just reserved for humans; our furry companions can also fall victim to questionable haircuts. Prepare for some chuckles as we showcase a collection of amusing pet grooming mishaps.
Witness dogs sporting mullets, mohawks, and even emo-inspired bangs, or perhaps witness salon sessions gone so awry that owners questioned if they brought home the wrong pet species! Sit back, relax, and enjoy a blend of the best and most questionable pet haircuts ever captured on camera.
A Modern Furry Tail
Once upon a time, a petite Yorkshire Terrier yearned for a grooming transformation. In a contemporary twist on a fairy tale, or rather, a furry tale, she closed her eyes and cast a wish upon a star for a visit to the groomers.
Little did anyone anticipate that when the hairdresser sheared off Rapunzel’s tangled locks, this unsightly duckling would emerge as a stunning swan! The cost of the haircut? Only three magic beans, much to the owner’s delight. And now, dear little Yorkie, you are destined for the grand ball! Is that a sufficient blend of mixed metaphors for your liking?
Beyonce Poodle
This dashing poodle indisputably clinches the title of the most impeccably coiffured canine in the entire town. With her meticulously fluffed-up fur and expert grooming, she could easily pass for the champion of the 1986 American Kennel Club or Crufts, then seamlessly transition into a cameo on Dynasty.
Adorned with jewelry, she reigns supreme as the Queen of Dogs, the epitome of canine glamour—think Beyoncé with a bling, Cher with a fur, Elton with an English Setter, Madonna with a Mastiff, or even the Kim Kardashian of Komondors. The list goes on, but you catch the drift.
Disco Dog
Transported straight from the present to the groovy era of the 1970s, this shaggy dog isn’t just freshly groomed—he’s undergone a full-on time warp. With his afro hairstyle and fluffy Ugg Boots, he could easily land a role as a pimp in Shaft. In an exclusive interview, he revealed his fondness for his newfound ’70s lifestyle.
He gleefully described his nightly disco escapades at Studio 54, emphasizing that life feels much simpler. According to him, there’s no need to lock your front dog flap in this carefree world of bell-bottoms and disco balls.
Pomeranian- Pom-Pom
This adorable pooch is an absolute sensation! We can’t help but adore him, as he embodies the epitome of fluffiness on legs. Just marvel at the little guy as he dashes around—what a sight to behold!
Massive kudos to the grooming wizards at the dog salon; their dedication must have involved hours of back-combing, coiffing, and blow-drying to achieve such a magnificent fluff. He’s akin to what baby seals would resemble if they sprouted legs, or perhaps like clouds, powder puffs, pom poms, or even cotton candy in motion.
Bradley Cooper Dog
Meet the dashing Cooper, a transformational tale in fur. Once a typical shaggy dog, he emerged from a trip to the salon resembling none other than the hunky Hollywood heartthrob, Bradley Cooper! Just look at that undeniable charm radiating from him.
While dogs may not be self-aware enough to recognize themselves in mirrors, Cooper’s jubilant expression suggests he caught a glimpse of his reflection. How else could he exude such undeniable happiness?
King of Jungle
A skilled groomer paid a visit to this stunning orange cat, likely a majestic Maine Coon, with grand plans to transform the feline into the king of the jungle. Instead of a simple shave, they decided to bestow upon him a genuine lion’s mane.
And how do we discern his gender? Well, it’s a statistical likelihood—80% of orange cats are indeed male. Fun fact: the Vikings held a particular fondness for orange cats, leading some historians to suggest that ginger cat distribution could even trace Viking voyages.
The Lion King
While an orangey-gingery cat might seem the natural choice for a lion, behold this magnificent brownish-gold labradoodle, truly embodying the essence of a big cat. Is he now the top dog or perhaps the cat’s whiskers? Maybe even the bee’s knees?
The plethora of similes is enough to make one’s head spin! Regardless, this joyful boy’s owner elevated him to the main stage by adorning him with a lion’s majestic mane, reminiscent of Simba from The Lion King. He certainly appears to be embracing the Hakuna Matata philosophy with all his heart.
Kung Fu Doggo
In a twist reminiscent of Po from Kung Fu Panda, meet our very own sage Kung Fu Doggo, ready to impart ancient martial arts wisdom just like Mr. Miyagi guided Ralph Macchio in the Karate Kid films. Step into his doggo dojo, where Sensei will lead you through rigorous training sessions before ascending an idyllic mountaintop for meditation practice.
And if fortune favors you, he might even share insights into harnessing The Force. But beware, crossing him could result in a lesson you won’t soon forget—this wise old hound is not one to be trifled with!
Look at the Size of My Head!
Occasionally, long-haired cats require a shave to tackle matting or to beat the summer heat. This unfortunate kitty appears perfectly normal from the neck up. Cover the bottom half, and he resembles any typical household feline.
It’s not the shaved area that leads to this cat-astrophe; rather, it’s the clash of styles that renders him utterly ridiculous. Sadly, the poor creature remains blissfully unaware of his ludicrous appearance.
Do Not Feed Mogwai After Midnight
The anticipation of her haircut left this eager little hound so thrilled that she couldn’t help but leave a little surprise on the carpet. However, the real shock came when she entered the groomers’ looking like an adorable little Mogwai, only to emerge an hour and a half later resembling a menacing Gremlin.
Her owner’s disappointment was palpable, and understandably so. With her new haircut, she appears ready to bare her teeth and perhaps even nibble on a hand that feeds her… especially after midnight.
Barley the Sheep Poodle
Upon returning home from the salon, Barley the Poodle found herself in the midst of an identity crisis. With a name evoking images of vast wheat fields, she felt torn. Should she be frolicking freely outside or lounging among the flock?
Confusion reigned as her folks took her for a walk in the countryside—was she meant to herd the sheep or become one of them? Following some much-needed canine psychotherapy and a few months of fur growth, Barley eventually reclaimed her true identity and returned to her old self.
Odie the Sheepadoodle
Meet the stunning Odie, a Sheepadoodle—a delightful blend of an Old English Sheepdog and a poodle, making her one of the most adored pooches in the nation. With her own Instagram page, she’s undoubtedly living the high life.
Her owner spared no expense in arranging a lavish spa day, complete with all the pampering a pup could dream of: a bath, steam sauna, manicure, pedicure, facial, shampoo, and conditioning. However, upon picking Odie up, they were baffled to find that the only thing trimmed were her eyelashes—leaving much to be desired in terms of the grooming session’s outcome!
Call the Manager, Karen!
These unfortunate pet parents found themselves facing a hairy situation when their beloved pooch ended up with a haircut that transformed her into the spitting image of a Karen. And we all know how Karens can make a fuss like no other—whether they’re human or canine!
After demanding to “bark with the manager” and threatening legal action with a resolute “I’ll see you in court,” poor Karen found herself waiting for eight long hours at the tennis court in the park, only to realize that no one was going to show up. Talk about a case of mistaken location!
Grizzly the Bear
Grizzly’s owner decided it was time for a much-needed bath and haircut, entrusting him to the care of the groomers while she took a well-deserved coffee break. However, upon returning to pick him up, she was utterly convinced they had given her the wrong dog!
Prior to his spa day, Grizzly was the epitome of gentleness and kindness. Yet, following his close shave, he emerged sporting a Mohawk reminiscent of none other than Mr. T, alias BA “Bad Attitude” Baracas from The A-Team. Come dinner time, he delivered a menacing growl, declaring, “I pity da fool,” before unexpectedly biting the hand that fed him. Quite the unexpected transformation!
Panda Bear
When dog haircuts take a turn for the worse, owners may find themselves questioning if they’ve been handed back the wrong pet altogether. Such was the case when Steve’s parents picked him up after a trim, feeling utterly bewildered as if the groomers had returned a completely different species.
“Look, lady,” they exclaimed, “we brought in a Labradoodle, and we’re leaving with a freakin’ Panda Bear!” Yet, there’s a logical explanation for this baffling situation. As it turns out, Steve was actually born in a zoo in China, leading to a rather unexpected mix-up in identity.
Camel Dog
When this little tyke’s parents arrived to pick him up from the salon, they were utterly perplexed. They were certain they had dropped off a dog, yet the staff handed back what appeared to be a camel. And, as you might expect, they certainly got the hump over the mix-up! Despite their initial confusion, they couldn’t help but appreciate the meticulous details that transformed their dog (yes, it’s confirmed) into a remarkable dromedary.
From the stirrup and colorful pom-poms to the camel tail and overall superb grooming, every element was spot-on. They even managed to sculpt in a tiny hump—truly an impressive feat!
Billy Ray Cyrus
Ah, the age-old stereotype of men finding creative ways to avoid certain chores! From “accidentally” dropping plates while washing dishes to returning home with all the wrong groceries, it’s a tactic as old as time. Some might say it’s a stroke of genius—after all, who wants to get stuck with the same task repeatedly?
So, when it comes to dog grooming, it’s no surprise that some gentlemen might take inspiration from their favorite country and western singer and give Fido a mullet. At least that way, they probably won’t be asked to groom the dog again anytime soon!
Grandpa Dog
This rootin’-tootin’ critter’s hairstyle is reminiscent of someone’s hillbilly grandfather. With his Old Timer’s face and britches pulled up to his neck, he looks like he’s ready to square off in a brawl. And you better believe he’d snatch that fried chicken right off your plate—if only he had his false teeth!
In the mornings, he’s got a hankerin’ for herding cats, while afternoons find him whittling wood on the porch rocking chair before nodding off in front of the fire, tuning into 1970s college football reruns.
American Eskimo
Meet this distinguished gentleman, once a proud Miniature American Eskimo Dog, until his recent adventure at the canine coiffeur. As a member of the Spitz dog family, American Eskimo Dogs hail from cold environments like Siberia and Alaska, relying on their thick coats for insulation.
However, with his recent haircut, this little guy’s parents may need to brush up on Inuit traditions to keep their pup warm. Building him an igloo and fashioning clothes from seal and caribou skins might just become essential skills in their repertoire.
The Last of the Mohicans
At first glance, you might mistake this pup for a Rhodesian Ridgeback, known for the distinctive ridge of hair along their backs. However, upon closer inspection, it’s revealed to be a Husky sporting a Mohawk!
It seems the owner may be a fan of Hawkeye, though clarification is needed—it’s Hawkeye from The Avengers, not the one from MASH or James Fenimore Cooper’s novel, The Last of the Mohicans.
Dino Cut
Move over Mohawks and faux-hawks—there’s a new trend in town straight out of the Jurassic era: the Dino Cut. In a bold move, this home hair stylist decided to give their cat a fierce new look reminiscent of the creatures from the Cretaceous Period.
Fashionistas on catwalks worldwide are buzzing about this daring hairstyle, aptly named the Dino Cut. Just look at her—she’s positively radiant with pride, exuding an air of confidence that seems to say, “I am a dinosaur; hear me roar!” Truly a trendsetter in the world of pet grooming!
A Travesty of Justice
The frustration of a Samoyed’s owner reached its peak when her beloved pet returned from the groomers completely unrecognizable. Venting her outrage on social media, she lamented the refusal of groomers to heed her instructions. “My poor girl is naked,” she exclaimed, “and I can barely recognize her.
I’ll need to dress her in a T-shirt to protect her from sunburn.” Before dismissing her reaction, it’s crucial to understand that Spitz dog breeds like Samoyeds and Huskies originate from Siberia, boasting double-layer coats crucial for temperature regulation. Shaving dogs with such coats can be detrimental to their well-being.
Babushkats
Behold the latest trend in kitty fashion: headscarves! These two feline fashionistas are flaunting their stylish accessories, complete with strategically cut earholes to ensure they remain alert to approaching mice.
With their headscarves in place, they exude an air of old Russian Babushkas, sitting gracefully in the snow, engaging in casual conversations about the weather and the price of fish. “Have you seen the price of salmon this week?” one might remark. “Three hundred rubles! I said to the fishmonger, ‘Maiow much?'” Truly a purrfect blend of fashion and functionality for our sophisticated kitties.
Comrade Boris
Seems like the Russian flair is spreading far and wide! This busy groomer must have been in a rush when giving this Golden Retriever a hairstyle reminiscent of the iconic Ushanka hats—complete with furry insulation and earflaps that can be tied up in warmer weather.
With his newfound Russian appearance, we’ll dub him Boris. Sporting that shaggy haircut and a rather pained expression, Boris could easily pass as an ideal candidate for British Prime Minister!
Brown Sheep Dog
Meet the unconventional sheepdog—not because he herds sheep, but because he looks like one, and not just any sheep, but a cartoon sheep at that! Imagine a blend of a cartoon sheepdog and the comedic flair of Ricky Gervais, and you’ve got this delightful canine.
While Britain boasts the adorable shaggy Old English Sheepdog and Belgium has the Groenendael, this unique pup brings a whole new level of charm to the sheepdog lineage, redefining what it means to be a sheepdog in style!
Old English Sheepdog
The Old English Sheepdog holds a special place in the hearts of many dog lovers. However, their distinctive gray and white shaggy coats require regular grooming to prevent matting, especially since their fur tends to cover their eyes and faces as it grows.
Unfortunately, this dog and his owner learned this lesson the hard way during a recent trip to the salon. The pooch’s hair had become so matted that the only solution was a complete shave, leaving him looking nearly naked—except for his ears standing out in stark contrast.
Emo Dog
This doggo was in dire need of a makeover, but nobody anticipated the drastic transformation that awaited him. After his appointment with the hairdresser, he transitioned from a shaggy dog tale to a full-fledged emo shag.
Now resembling a teenage goth, he sports a long fringe, stays out all night, and even contemplates starting a My Chemical Romance tribute band. They say pets are like children, but who would have thought that dogs could go through emo phases just like real teenagers?
Doggy the House Elf
When this pup’s parents took him to the prestigious Hogwarts School of Witchcraft, Wizardry, and Dog Grooming, they anticipated a magical makeover. However, the dog barber’s skills fell short, resulting in a haircut that left him resembling none other than Dobby the House Elf.
But it’s not just the unfortunate haircut that gives him a hobgoblin-esque appearance—those sad, mournful eyes and sticky-out ears add to the effect. Fortunately, this tail-wagger’s folks were nothing like the Malfoy family; they showered him with plenty of cuddles, long walks, and delicious dog treats to lift his spirits.
Severus Snip
It seems that unhappy transformations are not limited to Doggy the House Elf. Another unfortunate pup found himself returning from the prestigious Hogwarts School of Witchcraft, Wizardry, and Dog Grooming looking less than pleased.
Instead of a magical makeover, a Muggle pet hairstyle student had mistakenly turned him into a canine version of Severus Snape! And if that wasn’t distressing enough, his once straight tail, reminiscent of Harry’s wizarding wand, was now permed into a fluffy feather duster. Oh, the woes of a dog’s grooming misadventures!
Space Doggity
When this Diamond Dog underwent a transformation at the Space Doggity Pet Salon, the changes were truly “ch, ch, ch, ch, chaaaaanges.” Suddenly, she bore a striking resemblance to someone we all know and love.
It’s “little wonder” why her owner couldn’t resist posting a side-by-side comparison to one of their “heroes”—the late, great David Bowie. While there’s a slight resemblance, unlike Ziggy Stardust, both of the dog’s eyes are the same color.
Chico Time!
Introducing Chico, the latest sensation in town! Chico, get ready to meet your adoring fans because you’re about to have plenty of them. During his recent visit to the fur salon, Chico’s dad went above and beyond, requesting the usual short, back, and sides along with a unique twist—a stylish Mohawk!
And to top it off, he even dressed Chico up in a dapper little tie when they got home. While we’re not sure who inspired Chico’s fabulous faux-hawk, one thing’s for sure—we’re absolutely loving it!
We Are Not Amused!
Upon returning from the pet salon, this cat found herself transformed into something akin to a Cornish Rex with an oversized head and what appeared to be Ugg Boots—much to her displeasure. With a countenance reminiscent of Queen Victoria’s iconic “We’re not amused” expression, she clearly wasn’t impressed with her new look.
However, every cloud has a silver lining, and this kitty soon discovered hers. Turning a negative into a positive, she perked up when she realized she could finally fulfill her dream of joining her owner’s high school cheerleading team, using her tail as a makeshift pom-pom. Who knew a grooming mishap could lead to such unexpected opportunities?
Goatee Dog
This bow-wow is giving off some serious Rough Boy vibes! When he visited the groomers, he had a specific request: “Ruff, ruff, ruff, growl, ruff… growl, ruff, ruff.” In human terms, that translates to “the usual, but go easy on the goatee.
” The result? A magnificent, strokeable goatee beard that makes him look like the only canine member of ZZ Top. His owners were thrilled with the outcome, especially since they can now track his whereabouts in the house by following the trail of drool that drips from his beard. Talk about a statement look with a practical twist!
Nude Dog
While on vacation, this adventurous pup had his heart set on visiting the canine nudist beach. However, his furry coat presented a slight obstacle as the lifeguards insisted on a haircut before he could bask in the sun in his birthday suit.
After a two-hour session at the dog salon, he returned to the beach, where the lifeguard granted him entry, now naked as the day he was born. In an amusing twist, the owner’s daughter took to social media to share the news, declaring, “Dad took the dog to the groomers and instructed them to shave off as much as they could. I promise you, it’s the same dog!” Oh, the wonders of a drastic haircut!
Before and After
This before and after shot is a classic! In the before photo, the perfect pup looks absolutely stunning. However, in the after photo, it appears as though he got into a scuffle with a lawnmower.
His human mom expressed her disappointment, stating, “I’m not gonna name the place where he got his haircut from… not happy with it.” Doesn’t he seem embarrassed by his new cut? The only way he could look more embarrassed is if he were out with his friends, called an Uber, and then his mom showed up driving it. Oh, the woes of a botched haircut!
Hippie Chick
This good girl had quite the adventure at the salon! She entered looking relatively ordinary, but just 20 minutes later, she emerged from behind the curtain resembling a cross between Falkor the Dragon from The Neverending Story and the legendary rockin’ singer-songwriter hippie, Willie Nelson.
Rather than hearing from the dog owners this time, let’s go live to the groomer, who couldn’t contain their laughter during the grooming session. They admitted, “I couldn’t stop laughing while grooming her. I also couldn’t stop saying, ‘I can’t believe the parents like this!'” Oh, the surprises that await at the groomer’s!
Cutie Pie
Here’s an exclusive insight from a dog groomer that might leave you scratching your head. And before you wonder why they’d ever share such an unusual haircut on social media, they’ve provided an explanation: “Forgot about this photo from 11 years ago. Yes, this was the requested cut. The dog’s name was Cutie.
She might have been called Cutie before the requested cut. But on the journey home, her mom renamed her Brian May, after Queen’s guitarist. Despite the haircut, her mom still sang, ‘Oh, you’re my best friend.'” It seems even a quirky haircut couldn’t dim the bond between this pup and her devoted owner!
Olive Garden
Long-haired tabby Olive’s parents had to leave town for a short while. Upon their return, they noticed Olive’s fur had become matted, so they swiftly dropped her off at the pet grooming store and went for lunch—perhaps at their favorite restaurant, Olive Garden.
However, upon picking their kitty up, they were in for a shock. Their feline hairstylist had unfortunately butchered poor Olive by shaving her back end. As a result, their beloved pet went from resembling the lush gardens of Olive Garden to more closely resembling the rustic charm of Cracker Barrel.
What Have You Done?
This before and after photo set is definitely one for the books. Before her trip to the groomers, this adorable Pomeranian was the epitome of cuteness. However, when she emerged, she didn’t quite have that “just stepped out of the salon” look—instead, she appeared as though she had just stepped out of a butcher’s shop.
Most of our photos are cute and funny, but it’s no wonder she looks utterly mortified; her appearance was truly massacred. The owners might want to consider taking legal action against the butcher responsible for this grooming mishap!
Head Shrinkers
Some may jestingly refer to psychologists as “head shrinkers,” but the real head-shrinking happens deep in the Amazon rainforest. Among the Jivaroan tribes of Ecuador and Peru, head shrinking was a practice. However, if you’re an unfortunate pup, your head might metaphorically “shrink” at the groomer’s.
Take this pitiful pooch, for example. Before her haircut, she sported a size six hat. Now? A size two hat suffices. Oh, the woes of a haircut gone wrong!
Invasion of the Body Shrinkers
Poor little Woolly-Coated Husky! His mom simply requested a bit of tidying up, but the barber went overboard and sheared off his entire woolly coat. It’s a common knowledge among professionals that Huskies should never be shaved due to their double coat.
It’s reminiscent of the old days when barbers and surgeons were one and the same—a reminder of the saying “butcher and surgeon.” Unfortunately, this little guy fell victim to a grooming mishap, leaving him with a tiny body and a disproportionately massive head.
Sleep With One Eye Open
The cat’s owner took their beloved feline to the pet groomer and was less than thrilled with the outcome. Despite claiming not to find it amusing (though the laughter may have been hiding), the cat’s dad took to social media, jokingly expressing concerns about sleeping with one eye open.
Why? Because the cat’s vengeful expression had him convinced that an attack might come in the dead of night. However, judging by the cat’s psycho and menacing appearance, it might be safer to sleep with both eyes wide open!
Kansas Keith’s Kanine Krew Kuts
When Kansas Keith’s Kanine Krew Kuts made a house call to this pup’s home, the little fella was anticipating a tidy trim. However, when Keith set down the scissors, the end result was far from what was expected.
The half-shaven hound ended up bearing more resemblance to a monkey than a dog! And judging by his expression, he’s not too pleased with his new hairdo.
Don’t Cry Over Spilled Milk
This poor kitty will never recover from being shaved from neck to foot. Just look at the pained expression on her face! In an interview, she expressed feeling traumatized but decided not to cry over spilled milk.
Instead, she opted for “the hair of the dog,” or rather, a drink of milk through a straw from a paper cup. Who knew cats could master the art of using a straw? Certainly not us!
Poor Gizzy
Poor Gizzy! While we don’t have a reference for what he looked like before, his owner Hanna was absolutely distraught when she discovered he was having a rough hair month. So much so that her emotional reaction went viral on TikTok.
In the heart-wrenching video, Hanna is seen in tears, lamenting, “What has my mother done?!” It appears Mom took matters into her own hands, perhaps a bit too literally, and used the garden hedge strimmer on poor Gizzy, leaving him resembling a drowned rat. We empathize with your distress, Hanna, and Gizzy’s even more so. Consider this a Public Service Announcement: Kids and moms alike, please refrain from using hedge trimmers on your pets!
