In the lively and sometimes turbulent environment of a hospital, nurses experience not only medical miracles and touching moments, but also unusual and occasionally indecent situations.
In this article, we get a behind-the-scenes look at the hospital, where not only medical challenges, but also bizarre and unexpected experiences are part of everyday life. From curious patient requests to the strangest incidents during the night shift. It’s definitely going to be exciting. Have fun!
1. An mistake with good consequences
Well! My brother was admitted on hospital and iam with him. When I was going to toilet I heard. Someone’s sounds “aaah aaah”
It is from girls toilet. No one’s out there. Then I went to know what was that sound. Toilet’s door was not locked. I opened it. ! It was a nurse doing mastrubation. She saw me. I was about to go but she
Grab my hands and locked the door. She said “don’t tell it to anyone. If you don’t tell anyone, then you can have sex with me.” She grabbed my penis and start licking. She have pretty big boobs and ass. After that whenever I go to hospital I have sex with her. She always call me to toilet.
2. Unpleasant for both
When I was 11 I was very tall for my age. I had a hernia, I had not grown any hair down there yet. A woman dressed as a Nurse, might have been something else I don’t know the technical term for all workers in a hospital. Anyway She came in with an electrical razor, She told me she had to shave me, I thought that weird, I didn’t have much of a beard, I was 11.
But I said ok. She laid the razor on my stomach, and with one had reached up my gown, as she fumbled to plug the razor in. I say fumble because it took her way to long, I was not erect at all, and her finger nail caught on my scrotum, which made me smaller.
Anyway as she grabbed my balls, and slide her hand onto my penis, she said “Oh a little shy?, We can have some fun.” Just then she got a funny look on her face, and said “your already pretty smooth, did someone else already shave you?” all the while holding my half erect penis. She let go of me and threw my gown back. grabbed my chart read it for a few seconds and left with her clippers. I was really embarrassed I didn’t know I was supposed to have hair down there. I didn’t even start to grow any for 2 more years. My guess was that she found me attractive, was going to flirt a little, then realized I was 11 years old, and she was 25 or more, and ran off.
3. Unbelievable
A man presented to the ED but would not sit down or take his raincoat off. He had an iron ring (looked like a plumbing piece) shoved all the way up the shaft of his penis and the tissue below had become so swollen that the tiny ring could not be budged. Did that on a dare. Or the man who presented with an empty wine bottle in his rectum with about 1/4 of the bottle extending out of his anus.
Seems the bottle opening was against the tissue and created a sort of vacuum which prevented us from simply pulling the bottle out. Glass cutter needed. Never got an explanation of how it got there except for his insistence that he didn’t see it when he sat down on a chair.
Or the man who presented with a vibrator in his rectum. He did not necessarily want it removed and wanted to know if we could just replace the dead battery. Lastly the man who was in a serious auto accident and was brought to the ED in a comatose state. Our social worker found his wallet and contacted his wife. We did not know that the local police found his wallet in his briefcase and contacted his wife or that EMS had found his wallet in the glove box and called his wife. You guessed it: 3 different addresses, phone numbers, and wives. He told his wives that his job required a lot of travel and rotated between 3 different families. All of the wives rushed to the hospital only to discover this deception and each other. When he woke up I think he prayed to go into a coma again.
4. It was the right decision
I’m a male doc, 39 years old, completely straight and married. A patient who I can never forget is a young man, admitted to the hospital because of an accident he had met with. We developed an nice patient-doc relationship on the first day he was in my care. And this was because of the conversations he had with me – a pleasant change from the usual official chats with other patients. When he was rolled in injured, while inspecting his injuries, he lay bare a detail to me – that he had a micro-penis and that he was gay.
No one came to see him over the six days; he lay in hospital alone, smiled at everyone I was informed, recovered alone, but always had a big grin and spoke to everyone around. But there was one thing that only he and I knew… His demeanor towards me showed that he was attracted to me. And there were times when my touch, while inspecting him for injuries and healing, revealed his homosexuality. One night, after the usual rounds, I was headed out, when he asked to see me. I went to the room. And found him depressed and missing a partner and hopeless with his tiny manhood. As a doc, I spoke to him and tried my best to instill courage in him to deal with his condition.
That is when he gathered a lot of courage and meekly held out his hand towards my crotch, as if cupping my bulge with his palm. His eyes looked towards the floor in shame. I felt anger rising in me. As a doc I knew that it was not right. But then, wasn’t it right too? Here was a man, trapped by his physical condition, trying to find a hand to pull him out. I thought, and moved closer, making his cupped palm fit on my bulge. That night, in his room, I let him fondle my crotch. And in a tearing ruch, he untied my doc’s pyjamas, pulled down my undies and give me a blow job. That night, I knew I had done what was right for my patient.
5. He could not resist
I am a gastroenterologist in one of the biggest hospitals in our country. I am working at the hospital for the last 16 years. My entire career I have been very professional and have even operated ministers from my country. If by any chance my identity comes out, I will be thrown out of the hospital and my wife will divorce me. It can be easily treated with the help of minor surgery.
I asked to get admitted and I performed the operation on the next day. She was a very rich woman and post the operation she had chosen the best suite room of the hospital. To give you an idea about how I look, I can tell you that I am above average and have a fit body as I always go to the gym since I was 21 years old. I was on a routine visit to all patient rooms and her room was the last room I was to enter.S
She was wet and I think that is what turned me on. I went and grabbed her boobs in less than a few seconds. Firstly she resisted but in not less than a minute she started moaning. I removed her wet top and started sucking her boobs. She tried to unzip my pant and while she was doing so I quickly realized that I had left the door open while coming in her suite. I went and locked the door. We both undressed each other and we had sex for more than half an hour. I was not carrying a condom neither did I care about it that day.After the entire episode got over we made a promise we will never contact each other.
6. The best after service of his life
Well… long story short…I’m a male nurse here. I had night duty in ER department….not many patients that night. So i just thought to go to other departments….I went to ICU.and there was one old patient ….like really old …half blind and deaf…but Rich as fuck. They had kept a private nurse for her from a private nurse agency.. and boy oh boy she was hot as fuck….she was married as I could see her mangalsutra. I went in the patients room to ask if everything all right? She said yes. The patients is sleeping. We sat on the sofa which was kept for the relatives..and I asked her for how long she has been working for her?
She answered, for months. The patient had been admitted to our hospital for a week now.she told me she has to be with the patient for 24/7..and how she misses her husband and kids. It was all dark she was getting emotional she put her head in my lap..and that’s it,…..the next thing I know we were kissing each other..I had my hands on her tits. We both got up and went to the bathroom which was in the patients room…there I had sex with her..she was very happy..when we were done..she asked me ……what was my tomorrow’s shift?
I said wait for me I’ll come tomorrow. And from then onward we had sex for 4 nights. When I had my night off she called me and said her patient is getting discharged and she’ll no longer can see me…but she said thank you and she’ll miss me…
7. Pleasure
Yes, a few years ago when I met with an accident and got about 26 stitches on my thigh right below my groin. Lost a lot of blood aswell and ended of being hospitalized for about a week. Needless to say I had to expose myself to the doctors and nurses who would dress the wound. After getting a discharge from the hospital I had to visit to get the wound dressed for another month.
Everytime the nurse would check the wound below my penis and say it looks good. She is in her 20s but I never suspected tha she might be noticing my penis. So finally the day came when stitches were removed and I had to visit the hospital one last time for final check up. The doctor checked and said to the nurse the wound is almost healed you may change the bandage, what happened after this was no less than a dream.
The nurse bent down, took a good look at the wound and said you are now ready to put your cock to a good use and the moment she said that I got erect. She ended up giving me a hand job right there, then she wiped my cock and her hands and then gave me her number. A week later I was almost fully healed, I gave her a call and eventually fucked the hell out of her. We had sex multiple times after that, in hospital during her night shifts, on a beach, in hotel washroom, backseat of a car.
8. Liebe auf den ersten Blick
Oh yes.I had gone to the hospital to visit a friend of mine. When I went to my friend room. I found this gorgious nurse. At the reception desk.I could not help staring at her. She saw me staring at her. She smilled at me. We introduced ourselves. Then I went to visit my friend. After visiting my friend. I went to look for my new friend. I saw her found her talking to her friends. When she saw me. She came to me. She took my hand led me to a empty room. When we went inside. She locked the door from inside. She came and hugged me. I also hugged her. Then took her face & kissed her softy. Then we looked at each other. I kissed her again. She put her arms around my neck. We stated to kiss deeply. She started to moan.
Then we renoved our clothes and i stated to fuck her hard. Then I ejaculated in her mouth. After the act we got dresed quickly as someone might come and knock on the door. Then she gave me her number. Before I was about to outside the door. I caught her in my arms and I kissed her on her mouth. It was a wonderful experience. Now she is my wife.
9. There are parts of the foot
Working in the medical field isn’t for the faint-hearted; there are numerous aspects of the profession that could be quite unsettling. One of the surefire ways to induce queasiness is handling a necrotic foot, which, by itself, is disturbing enough.
However, when pieces of that foot start falling off, it takes it to a whole new level. Although it’s perplexing that the nurse didn’t anticipate this outcome, considering the nature of a necrotic foot.
10. Eye Spy with My…Arrow?
Engaging in outdoor sports like hunting or archery can be an adventure, but it doesn’t usually lead to stories like this one. We’ve got more questions than answers in this bizarre situation – like, how did that arrow end up where it did?
It must have been a sight to behold, even for the ER medical staff. We can only imagine the post-surgery conversations – ‘You won’t believe what we just operated on!'”
11. Kids and Chaos
In the fast-paced world of the emergency room, doctors and nurses witness all sorts of wild scenarios. But nothing quite tugs at their heartstrings like incidents involving children. Nobody wants to see a little one in pain.
Whether you’re a parent or not, if you stumbled upon this young girl with her unique injury, your first instinct might be to offer comfort and support. Of course, that might be challenging while trying to keep your own stomach in check, but hey, the intentions are there!”
12. A Real-Life Horror Show
Imagine the surprise when a guy strolls into the hospital looking like he just auditioned for a horror movie! We bet that nurse never saw this twist coming when she signed up for her shift.
When people suggest pouring your heart out, we’re pretty sure this isn’t what they had in mind. Fortunately, this nurse kept her cool and swiftly handled the situation of the unexpected exposed heart. Talk about a heart-pounding day at work!”
13. When Liquid Courage Leads to Hospital Escapades!
Ah, the antics of youth and one too many adult beverages – a recipe for questionable decision-making. Young folks often believe they’re capable of the impossible, and sometimes, it’s the ER that ends up as their final destination.
One can only imagine the eye-rolling and head-shaking of the nurses and doctors as they tended to this girl. Thankfully, her brush with youthful foolishness didn’t result in any lasting damage. Luck was definitely on the side of this particular youthful daredevil!”
14. Stuck in a Sticky Situation
We’ve all been there, feeling the frustration when nature doesn’t cooperate. Whether it’s medication, aging, or some other medical hurdle, not being able to relieve oneself can be exasperating.
But folks, let this story be a lesson – the one thing you definitely shouldn’t do is take matters into your own hands and attempt a DIY solution. Who in the world could have possibly believed that was a good idea? The mysteries of human ingenuity never cease to amaze!”
15. Eww! When Hygiene Takes a Hilarious Turn!
Personal hygiene is a unique journey for everyone, and it can be quite different for men and women. One universal truth, though, is the importance of proper cleaning. If you didn’t know it before, this story is here to drive that point home – quite literally!
Considering how people react to roaches, this incident must have been the stuff of horror movies. We’re willing to bet this nurse had nightmares for days, long after the situation was finally put to rest.”
16. When Tractors and Toilets Collide!
Life on a farm or ranch can be an adventure, with animals, hefty machinery, and potential hospital visits lurking around every corner. But let’s face it, tractors aren’t known for their breakneck speed, so you’d think accidents would be few and far between.
Kudos to these nurses and doctors, because if we were in their shoes, we’d probably need emergency room care too – for double trouble!
17. When Driving Goes Full Comedy!
Driving a big rig after one too many drinks? That’s like trying to perform ballet in clown shoes – dangerous and utterly ridiculous! Remember folks, don’t be a highway hazard, and just say no to drinking and driving.
The real jaw-dropper here? The fact that this person lived to tell the tale of their hilariously avoidable accident. And as for the nurse who didn’t faint at the sight of the floor through this guy’s body, well, she must have nerves of steel and a funny bone of gold!”
18. Bug Buffet
Spending time in the great outdoors often comes with an extra side of creepy crawlies who think you’re a five-star meal! Bug bites are par for the course, but trust us, they don’t usually turn out like this.
If only those first local hospital nurses and doctors had given their A-game, this camper might have had a smoother journey. After reading this tale, we’re seriously contemplating whether our idea of ‘camping’ involves Netflix and a bug-free living room!”
19. Cheers to 21! Party On…But Maybe Not That Hard!
Hitting the big 2-1 is a rite of passage, and it deserves a celebration that’s as wild as a pack of party animals! Suddenly having new freedoms can lead to some hilarious scenarios.
But here’s a pro tip: While you’re out there celebrating, try not to go so wild that you end up in the ER with half your butt cheek MIA. We can’t say for sure if we could’ve kept a straight face while patching up this cheeky party animal!”
20. A Gritty Tale of Urban Survival!
Living in the big city has its perks, but let’s be real, it also comes with its quirks, like an occasional dose of city slicker chaos. The experience of our ER visitor likely made him contemplate the pros and cons of urban dwelling.
What’s truly impressive? This guy didn’t lose his cool (or his eye for that matter). Instead, he kept his cool and strolled to the hospital as if he were just making a routine eye appointment!”
21. When Love Meets Bizarre
In a relationship, there can be moments that put intimacy on pause, and when things finally get back to normal, well, you’re eager to dive right back into your groove.
But picture this: even medical professionals, who’ve seen it all, were left utterly flabbergasted. We didn’t even know something like this could be on the radar! Looks like we’ve got one more thing to add to our ‘worry about’ list.”
22. Passion’s Plot Twist
When things get hot and heavy, caution sometimes takes a backseat, and what starts as excitement can turn into a pretty memorable (and maybe traumatic) experience.
We’ve got so many questions, it’s like a pop quiz we didn’t study for! But one thing’s for sure, we can bet there were some stifled giggles among the medical staff when they stumbled upon this situation. Of course, they’d never laugh in front of the patient, but once they were out of earshot, piggy jokes were likely in high demand!”
23. Hitchhikers from Hell
You’d think it’s common sense to keep a cut clean to ensure it heals without a hitch, right? Well, this guy clearly missed that memo, along with his doctor’s orders.
What happened next reads like a scene straight out of a horror flick. We can only guess the mix of shock and bewilderment that must’ve washed over the nurse when she stumbled upon this unexpected cut-crowd.”
24. A Leggy Mystery Unveiled
Breaking a limb can be a real buzzkill, but let’s be real, a year-long cast for a leg? That’s longer than some relationships! It makes you wonder what this woman was thinking, right?
Now, picture being the nurse tasked with cracking that cast open, and then… surprise! If it were us, we’d have been on the floor faster than a dropped ice cream cone, desperately seeking backup!”
25. When Dentists Enter the World of the Gruesome!
Doctors often consult with various health experts, but let’s face it, dental consultations typically don’t send shivers down the spine. So, you can imagine the shock factor in this peculiar situation.
This case reads like a page from a horror movie script. We’re left scratching our heads about how these doctors and nurses pulled off their duties without losing their lunch. Personally, we’d be out of there faster than a vampire at a garlic festival!”
